schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

schlomp by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

schlomp by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018

schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

schlomp by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

schlomp

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

schlomp by Chris Done July 3, 2006

Schlomp

To kill some terries

Let's schlomp some terries

Schlomp by CREZ0M June 19, 2017

Schlomp

To be an over obsessive gay

Mark is such a schlomp

Schlomp by GarretStreams August 20, 2020

schlomp

absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.

“look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”

schlomp by rpsirk November 26, 2023