I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.
You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.
You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.
by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.
When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.
I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.
I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
by Chooj April 3, 2021
by giuseppe garibaldi April 4, 2010
Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.
by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017
I like to Schlank with my girlfriend.
by BurgerBoy4life July 30, 2019
This word was pioneered by the infamous Brisbane suburban renegade "Hippy". This wretched vagrant and his frankly criminal exploits all over the suburbs these past few years has seen the slow spread of the term in the nomenclature of Brisbane's youth.
What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.
The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.
Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.
What exactly the term means remains unclear, and in fact, its very likely it means absolutely nothing at all.
The conclusion here is that the word was most likely coined by Hippy while he was Chewbaccin' (completely fucked, only able to mutter and grunt incoherent and vaguely Wookie-ish sounds). It seems he fluked the word 'schlank', and upon someone else having to recount the previous night's events, he decided he enjoyed the word and began using it to randomly replace other words in sentences.
Its most recognized form is an adverb in sentences organizing or describing being fucked up.
"Oi what up mad dog you wanna get on the schlank tonight or wat?"
"Those pills any good cunt?"
...
diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"
While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"
"Those pills any good cunt?"
...
diapilated eyes, idiot grin "Fuck yeah bro I'm schlanked"
While cruising down the Valley on the back of a street sweeping machine after getting kicked out of the Mustang: "HAHAHA SCHLANKITY SCHLANK!"
by fulljackbarry August 28, 2010