Schad-on

An erection of the penis aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude.

Noun: Schad-on.
Plural Noun: Schad-ons.

I just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a massive schad-on.

by rob260 August 20, 2016

Get your Shad on

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008