scenarios

a game where players imitate their favourite players from a certain sports team whilst they play out a chosen sporting scenario without any opposition.

this could be the final playoff game 32 - 0 down after the first quarter or in the FA cup final as Stevenage Borough FC 3-2 down against Man Utd.

"i'm bored man, lets go play soccer scenarios"

by Dave Shearn June 7, 2007

Theory of FTL Scenarios

A framework for analyzing situations involving faster-than-light travel, communication, or phenomena—not just the physics, but the implications, paradoxes, and possibilities. Theory of FTL Scenarios asks: What would happen if FTL were possible? How would causality be affected? What new technologies, societies, and dilemmas would emerge? The theory explores the full range of FTL possibilities, from warp drives to wormholes to tachyons, and their consequences for physics and civilization. It's FTL as a thought experiment—imagining the implications before (if ever) the technology exists.

Theory of FTL Scenarios "FTL scenarios always seem to lead to paradoxes—kill your grandfather, etc. But Theory of FTL Scenarios asks: maybe those paradoxes are just limitations in our thinking. What if FTL is possible, and causality is preserved in ways we don't yet understand? The theory explores the possibilities, not just the problems."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026

Theory of Interstellar Scenarios

A framework for analyzing situations involving travel between stars—not just the physics, but the sociology, economics, and human dimensions. Theory of Interstellar Scenarios asks: What would interstellar civilization look like? How would trade work across light-years? What would interstellar politics, war, and culture become? The theory explores the full range of possibilities when humanity (or others) spreads among the stars.

Theory of Interstellar Scenarios "Interstellar scenarios always assume easy travel, but what if it's hard? What if ships take generations, and colonies lose contact? Theory of Interstellar Scenarios explores all possibilities, not just the optimistic ones. The galaxy might be settled, but it might also be silent, each world alone. The theory asks what that silence would mean."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026

Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios

A framework proposing that even in faster-than-light travel, causality is conserved—not violated, just transformed. The Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios suggests that FTL doesn't create paradoxes because causality, like energy, has a budget. You can spend it, move it around, but you can't destroy it. In FTL travel, causal influence might be redistributed across spacetime in ways we don't yet understand—but the total causal structure remains constant. The theory resolves the classic "FTL equals time travel" paradox by positing that causality is conserved: any apparent backward causation is balanced by forward causation elsewhere. You can't kill your grandfather because causality has a budget, and that transaction would overdraw the account.

Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios "They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Conservation of Causality says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The ship goes FTL, but somewhere, somehow, causality balances the books. No paradox, just physics we don't yet understand. You can't kill your grandfather because causality won't approve the transaction."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios

A framework asserting that causality is preserved absolutely, even under FTL conditions—meaning that no matter how fast you travel, cause will always precede effect in all reference frames. The Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios suggests that FTL doesn't lead to paradox because there's a deeper structure—perhaps a privileged frame, perhaps quantum consistency—that ensures causal order remains intact. Unlike conservation (which allows transformation), preservation insists on invariance: causality is not just balanced but maintained. FTL might be possible, but it will never allow you to change the past because causality itself prevents it.

Theory of Preservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios "Warp drive engaged—faster than light, but when they arrived, they hadn't caused anything that wasn't already caused. Preservation of Causality says: FTL doesn't break causality; it just bends around it. The universe has safeguards. You can go fast, but you can't outrun cause and effect. They're always ahead of you, waiting."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of Elasticity of Causality in FTL Scenarios

A speculative framework proposing that causality has elastic properties that allow it to stretch, compress, or deform under FTL conditions without breaking. The Theory of Elasticity of Causality in FTL Scenarios suggests that cause-effect relationships can stretch across spacetime in ways that look like paradox but are actually elastic deformations—like a rubber band stretched but not snapped. When the FTL journey ends, causality snaps back to its proper order. The theory identifies causality's elastic limits: how far can you stretch it before it breaks? FTL might be possible within those limits, but exceed them and causality snaps—with unknown consequences.

Theory of Elasticity of Causality in FTL Scenarios "The ship returned before it left—or so it seemed. Elasticity of Causality says: causality stretched, like a rubber band, during the FTL flight. When the journey ended, it snapped back. No paradox, just elasticity. The question is how far you can stretch it before it breaks—and no one wants to find out."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Fredo Scenario

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.

Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."

by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009