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Someone with skinny abs that constantly smokes bud.
That guy over there's a scem.
Scem by Arraj's Hero October 26, 2020
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a cross between scam and scum
that telemarketer is full of scem
scem by erinistheshit May 14, 2008
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Short for the Italian word “scemo”(fool). Used to describe feeble minded and low IQ persons.
Look at this scem over here, he doesn’t even know how to open the door
Scem by Pomodoro99 February 11, 2021

Sci O Scem 

Sci O Scem means: NO SCAM NO SCAM
Scammer: WHO WANTS TO TRUST TRADE FOR MFR GIRAFFE!!

5 y/o: ME ME ME!!

Scammer: Trade me your best pet first

Also 5 y/o: OKAY OKAY! I HAVE UNICORN :D

Random Noob: Sci O Scem
Sci O Scem by Doggo's Simp March 12, 2021
Scemo - scene/emo kids.

Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.

Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
omg that kids so scemo
Scemo by Shitawashii January 7, 2009

SCEMOSEXUAL 

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.
oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me
SCEMOSEXUAL by tribilliee January 2, 2008
This weird and wonderful creature is a cross-breed combination between an Emo and a Scene. This breed is rather rare but is multiplying in numbers, and when seen should be photographed for proof!

- A typical Scemo is often confused and in denile about being either one of them.
- Usually seen wearing drainpipes(skinnys), Black hoody, and a H&M kiddy top ... mostly found in either batman or spiderman or superman!
- Can have either the typical scene hair (fringe clipped across the forhead). Or the all in the face emo look. Or a mixture of both!
- Mainly found in Topshop, H&M kiddys, Or some form of a coffee shop..
Girl 1: Hey look at that, *points at snemo*, its an emo.
Girl 2: Thats obviously a scene you dumbass.
Girl 1: Nah i swear she's an emo, look at what she's wearing!!
Girl 2: Yeah but look at her hair...
Girl 1: I guess... I know she's a Scemo!
SCEMO by Dani _x && Hannah -x- December 29, 2005
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