Scary butt 

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.

Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.

Scary butt by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023

Butt Scarf 

A traditional scarf that is wound around one's waist to provide extra layering or warmth to the butt region of the body.

This butt scarf looks like a cute skirt over my pants.

Butt Scarf by Super Social Worker Peanut February 10, 2012

Butt scars 

Permanent, serious and irreversible emotional and/or actual anal pain associated with, but not limited to, jealously, resentment, emotional, monetary or even full on asshole victimization.

Damn dude when I picked up Victor from prison he had his head all low like somebody took his manhood, he got butt scars for sure...

Butt scars by Thaddaeus G December 20, 2018

Button Scar Willy 

This happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with button fly jeans. The heat in the metal of the buttons well you know........... it burns scars on your dick.

Man when we were camping last weekend joe got a button scar willy.

Button Scar Willy by Crimsonshadow66 June 6, 2009