Scandanubian

A person whose ancestors have orgins in Scandanavia and Lower Egypt.

Person 1: What ethnic background are you?

Person 2: I'm German.

Person 1: I'm Scandanubian.

by Aida. December 9, 2008

Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 5, 2019

Scandanavian Dragon

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.

Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.

by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011

scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal

Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*

by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007

Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010

Scandanavian Twister

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh

dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night

by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009