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Scandanavian clunge biscuit 

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

Scandanavian Dragon 

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.
Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.

scandanavian sandstorm 

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.
Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

scandanavian forest fire 

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal
Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*

Scandanavian Turkey Dinner 

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.
hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

Scandanavian Twister 

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh
dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night