sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

sausage slap by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012

Dirty sausage slap 

When you're fucking you're girlfriend, you scream a distraction and make her turn her head. At that very moment you pull your dick out, and slap her across the face when she turns back. Make sure you haven't washed your dick for at least a week.

Dude, did you see that huge red mark on Jessica's face? Yeah, I dirty sausage slapped that bitch.

Dirty sausage slap by Brittany Leigh March 22, 2008

Slap the Sausage 

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

Slap the Sausage by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

Spearman sausage slapper 

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Spearman sausage slapper by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

Sausage slappers 

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

Sausage slappers by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

Sausage Slapping 

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

Sausage Slapping by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

slapping the sausage 

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

slapping the sausage by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014