Sauga Boy
A term for males aged 25 to 30 from Mississauga, Brampton and Malton. Are often of Punjabi Indian or Punjabi Pakistani descent, usually unmarried, and pretend to be "hard as shit", despite still living at home with his parents and driving around in a leased BMW or Honda Civic.
Sauga boys are often seen in the same light as a fuckboy. Often you'll hear them talking shit about everything, despite not knowing anything about anything. The most common staples of a Sauga Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit guy", "yo man" and "gandu".
Often Sauga Βoys will form larger groups with other Sauga Boys, who can often be seen smoking sheesha every Friday night and acting like it's weed. Their only larger daily expenditure is maintaining that nasty weave like Jose Bautitsa knock off beard, which none of them can actually pull off.
Sauga Boys are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freaky" or in a bad way, "slutty" (see: "Sauga Girls"). Most Sauga Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, since their parents usually force them to marry by age 30. Sauga Boy marriages often breakdown quickly, but can't get a divorce and settle for living two worlds: the fake "hey look we're in Cancun...we're so happy" instagram life for everyone to see, and the hidden miserable wife beating reality whose kids hate him.
Sauga Boys Hall of Fame
1. Zaid Ali
2. Sham Idrees
3. Shaveer Jaffery
4. Every puddu living in Meadowvale
Sauga boys are often seen in the same light as a fuckboy. Often you'll hear them talking shit about everything, despite not knowing anything about anything. The most common staples of a Sauga Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit guy", "yo man" and "gandu".
Often Sauga Βoys will form larger groups with other Sauga Boys, who can often be seen smoking sheesha every Friday night and acting like it's weed. Their only larger daily expenditure is maintaining that nasty weave like Jose Bautitsa knock off beard, which none of them can actually pull off.
Sauga Boys are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freaky" or in a bad way, "slutty" (see: "Sauga Girls"). Most Sauga Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, since their parents usually force them to marry by age 30. Sauga Boy marriages often breakdown quickly, but can't get a divorce and settle for living two worlds: the fake "hey look we're in Cancun...we're so happy" instagram life for everyone to see, and the hidden miserable wife beating reality whose kids hate him.
Sauga Boys Hall of Fame
1. Zaid Ali
2. Sham Idrees
3. Shaveer Jaffery
4. Every puddu living in Meadowvale
Richmond Hill girl: Hey who was that guy chatting you up?
Markham girl: Oh he says his name is "Zee"...that's short for Zeeshan. He lives in Mississauga.
Richmond Hill girl: Oh a sauga boy? Stay away from those ghetto ass fuckboys.
Markham girl: Oh he says his name is "Zee"...that's short for Zeeshan. He lives in Mississauga.
Richmond Hill girl: Oh a sauga boy? Stay away from those ghetto ass fuckboys.
Sauga Boy by JimStewart April 20, 2020