satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.

Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.

satisfired by Your aunt's brother's mother October 19, 2008

satisfired

That good feeling of relief when your terrible boss finally let's you go... And you won't have to deal with your nasty co-workers.

After that 3rd warning last Monday, Mr Stuurman thought he was teaching me a lesson by letting me go for coming to work wasted. Little did he know I was satisfired...HaHaHa I never loved that job HaHaHa *sips vodka* HaHaHa Free at last

satisfired by Demented_Retard June 24, 2015

Satisfied 

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.

He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.

Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017

Satisfied 

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.

"I will never be satisfied"-Angelica

Satisfied by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016

Satisfied 

A feeling when you are happy. Like uh like when you like uh umm yeah you know

Yes satisfied

Satisfied by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020

Satisfied Salamander 

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra

Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

Satisfied Salamander by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

Shatisfied by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011