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satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
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satisfired

That good feeling of relief when your terrible boss finally let's you go... And you won't have to deal with your nasty co-workers.
After that 3rd warning last Monday, Mr Stuurman thought he was teaching me a lesson by letting me go for coming to work wasted. Little did he know I was satisfired...HaHaHa I never loved that job HaHaHa *sips vodka* HaHaHa Free at last
satisfired by Demented_Retard June 24, 2015

Satisfied 

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.
He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.
Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017

Satisfied 

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.
Satisfied by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016

Satisfied 

A feeling when you are happy. Like uh like when you like uh umm yeah you know
Yes satisfied

Satisfied Salamander 

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
Shatisfied by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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