Sathila

A Transcendent human being that is known for transcending the mortal coil, due to the sheer amount of epic-ness they emit from their bodies. They are typical categorized in the group "Apollyon" in the SCP Foundation because of their ability to easily rizz up any woman whos living in the 3rd dimension.

These men are often found in Asian islands, and the highest amount of them were recorded in 1969 in the island "Sri lanka." The Government has stated that the central province of Srilanka is known for housing the most epic breeds of these males, who have transcended the universe because of the sheer amount of good humor and other-worldly knowledge that they posses.

*They also like the color red (best color) & pizza (The best food ever)
*Be sure to protect your gay detectors because these males emit an uncanny amount of gayness, and it may cause your device to break.

Sathila Is the best. No argument.

by Doge, The wise November 25, 2023

SATHILA

A Very Cool dude. A person so cool that he/she has transcended the mortal koil due to the sheer epicness of their ability to create (amazing) Nuclear Weapons on command.

I told a Sathila to take care of the job.

by Joseph Jacquard November 25, 2023

Sathila

Sathila is usually a term used to define extremely hot and attractive men, usually ones that are extremely funny and smart as well. Some of the more improved models, which are known to be living in the central province of a small island names Srilanka, are known as the best of their kind. They are known for transcending the mortal coil due to their unbearable epicness. They also radiate extreme gay energy so be careful.

That Sathila over there is flirting with my mother!

by Joseph Jacquard November 25, 2023

Sathila

A very cool dude. Beyond cool. He has transcended this dimension. He breathes wisdom. Eats balls for dinner. He is the ultimate sigma male. Words cannot define the size of his-

I met a Sathila Yesterday

by Joseph Jacquard November 25, 2023