sard 

A state of constant lethargy; alternately, to enter or remain in said state. Can be used as a verb or noun, and by extremely tricky folk, an adjective.

I was going to go see the Garfield movie, but I sarded and jerked off instead.

sard by feetarse September 5, 2008

sard 

To laze, to feel no special interest in doing something

"I sard looking at that"

=

"I'm too fucking lazy to do it"

sard by anvpoan July 7, 2006

sard 

Slang word for 'bye' when leaving one or more people

also, if someone suddenly leaves the company of others, shouting this can be a reaction to their exit

can be used to full effect if very loud or stretched

"Rite see yaa!"

"SARD!"

sard by fake-tales-of-hull August 27, 2006

Sard 

An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.

Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.

Sard by griff69 December 17, 2008

Sard 

A slang term for someone that is a native from the Italian island of Sardegna.

Dude, so we all thought she was from Rome. It turned out to be that she was a Sard.

Sard by Rodrigo Duarte September 28, 2006

sard 

n. in between a hard on and flacid weenis

"It's just a sard right now"

sard by kyle anthony October 20, 2003

sard 

Shortened version of sardcore, which is a combination of savage and hardcore.

It would be sard to be a contract killer

sard by HermaphroGreg July 27, 2004