Sandy Sqwaker Share definition Flag A woman who has an inordinate amount of sand in her vagina. Hey i bet that bitch ove rthere has a sandy sqwaker cuz she has been on the nude beach all day. Sandy Sqwaker by Fußell April 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Sandy Sqwaker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch