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sandwich man 

One who annoying, somebody you do not want around. Usually a pain in the ass
Man! How kid this be so annoying? He is such a sandwich man!
sandwich man by Little Cledus October 26, 2006
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sandwich man 

1. A meme commonly seen on 4chan and other web forums consisting of a drawn portly man, holding out a sandwich, with a speech bubble in which comical phrases are photoshopped. Also known as sandwich dude or sandwich guy.

2. In certain groups of friends, the name used to refer to the group tool. Convenient for instances when making fun of said tool while he/she is present.
1. Some say that the sandwich man meme never gets overused because the joke can always be changed with some photoshop magic

2. Angela: "Karl! Did you invite that tool Shawn to hang out with us again??"
Karl: "Hell no, sandwich man isn't coming."
Angela: "Good. He's just annoying"
sandwich man by Meloy September 5, 2008

Sandwich Man 

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.
"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."
Sandwich Man by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

ham-sandwich man 

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
ham-sandwich man by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

lazy man sandwich 

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
lazy man sandwich by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

man sandwich 

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.
Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.
man sandwich by TREWACKO November 8, 2007

Man Sandwich 

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
Man Sandwich by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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