Sandwich God 

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.

Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*

Sandwich God by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Sandwich God 

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)

‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’

Sandwich God by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023

sandwich goddess

One of the coolest bitches on discord and vrchat. Often seen sporting a Waluigi nose and mustache because she is just that cultured. Very friendly. Always ready to play games with her friends. Very supportive.

Wow that girl is great. She must be a real sandwich goddess.

sandwich goddess by SandwichGoddess November 21, 2022

Go make your own goddamn sandwich 

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

Go make your own goddamn sandwich by Willoe June 19, 2011