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san diego surprise

When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)
Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise
by Scottbob November 26, 2004
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San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
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San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
by Dingerking June 15, 2021
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