Samantha phyler

Samantha phyler is the best girl you will ever meet in your life she’s hard to gethotsexy she has the most wonderful personality and she treats everyone right, I’ve had the best months of my life with her, id kill for her, she will want to make you feel shy by all the beauty the way she’ll look at you will take over your mind, her hair is like the ocean it’s so fluent, her looks will surprise you, she’s not a no person and she’s always sweet. She’ll drag you out of a hole and put you in place, she’ll make you turned on Samantha phyler is the best girl ever!

Love ya boo. -Elijah🌹❤️

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Samantha phyler by Da definition dude June 4, 2018

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Samantha phyler

Samantha is one of the sweetest girls that you’ll ever meet, anyone is so lucky to have her, I know myself I had the best 3 months of my life with her she’s a little tricky to get but you’ll get there, she’s super hyper at times, but sometimes love for her can get tough she knows she loves the guy but she can’t embrace it, she’s thick I don’t know about whoever meets her but she always makes me blush and laugh her most loved animal is a fox you’ll always want to cuddle with her so you can embrace her beauty up close she’s interesting to get to know, she is cared for by me forever, and I’ll love her forever no matter what

Love you boo. -Elijah❤️🌹

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Samantha phyler by Da definition dude June 4, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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