Sam Roberts 

The singlemost talented Canadian musician ever to grace the earth. Also, the pinnacle of babelihoood. Both a noun and an adjective.

"Gee, Sam Roberts (noun) is so totally rockin'! I wish that he would take me to prom and/or marry me"

"Wow! On a scale of one to ten, that nuclear hand grenade is Sam Roberts."

Sam Roberts by xXOo cassie oOXx October 29, 2005

sam roberts 

Canadian Rock Star that also looks a lot like Jesus

Sam Roberts Rocks!
Jesus Rocks!

sam roberts by Benni Honna August 14, 2007

Sam Roberts 

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

Sam Roberts by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Sam Robertson 

The act of being sexy and hot

Ooo wow you are so Sam Robertson today

Sam Robertson by Luke boegels hot September 24, 2019