salvant

French;One of the rarest last names in the world,if you find someone with that last name and you have it too,just know you're related somehow.

Rebecca Salvant is really talented

salvant by Frenchboy15 May 20, 2018

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

turd savant by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

Study Hall Savant 

A young, ignorant know it all.

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.

Study Hall Savant by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

salvatoresexual 

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

salvatoresexual by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021