Salty pie 

A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.

We should try doing a salty pie onight

Salty pie by Johnny S. February 5, 2019

Salty Moon Pie 

The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.

My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.

Salty Moon Pie by Jack Devainy February 24, 2009

salt my pie 

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).

You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.

salt my pie by Mara_the_Obscure December 13, 2005

salty pee pieces 

Deposits created by the mixing of urine and saltwater combined during the flushing cycle of toilet operations, which results in acement like deposit on the inner lining of drain pipes of urinal drain pipes; also a douchebag not worthy of sharing air or being peed on see period chunk

look at all of those damn salty pee pieces floating on the fllor!!...quick call carl to fix it!

salty pee pieces by frenchphish May 4, 2005