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Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.
Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011
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