Salsussexual

A person who finds a sharp sense of humour, quick wit, and playful banter to be the primary drivers of romantic and sexual attraction. Derived from the Latin word salsus (meaning "salty," "witty," or "sharp-tongued").
Unlike a sapiosexual (who is turned on by textbooks and lectures), a salsussexual is completely aroused by a devastatingly good comeback, perfect comedic timing, and roasting each other as a form of flirting. For them, a shared laugh isn’t just a green flag—it's the entire spark of chemistry.

Person A: "I don't care if they have a six-pack or a PhD. If they can't match my banter, I'm out."
Person B: "Ah, so you're a salsussexual."

Salsussexual by AnekM78 September 29, 2026

Soleussexual 

A person who is attracted to Soleuss, which may even Soleuss himself. Soleussexual individuals meet Soleuss at some point in their lives, and absolutely fall in love, then find themselves thinking about him 25/8. He is adorkable, while also extremely segsy. He looks absolutely stunning in any kind of clothing, however a maid outfit is most appealing.

That person really has a thing for Soleuss, do you think they're Soleussexual?

Soleussexual by The_Antagonist February 11, 2021