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Salse is a hot commodity for the ladies. They lather up with Salse when they're hot and bothered but slightly uncomfortable. It eases them into a sultry mood for the mating ritual of using Twitter and Instagram. Sometimes they lather up and sniff their own butts. Salse is also for eating on bacon.
John: "Hey Larry!"

Larry: "Yeah?"

John: "I got some Salse for ya, you little bitch!!"

Larry: "I don't use Salse, I eat straight up bacon."

Then a woman sneaks out of the bushes and starts spreading the Salse all about her body and sniffing her own butthole in front of John and Larry. Ew. "Ew," says Larry.
Salse by The Real Bobby Johnson September 2, 2019

steam sale 

me: oh there is a steam sale

STEAM: YES COME TO ME AND I SHALL f!@# YOUR WALLET
steam sale by the homeless dump January 4, 2014
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Someone who you can trust and stands for what she believes in. No matter who you are, she makes sure the people around her are happy even at the cost of her own happiness.
Susan always knows what to say to make me feel better when I'm down. She's such a Saleema
Saleema by Undercoverunicorn July 29, 2016

Steam Sale 

A steam sale is a way of taking your money applied by Steam/Valve. The offers are just too good and too tempting!
Person 1: Wow did you check out the new steam sale yesterday?
Person 2: Don't even talk about the steam sale, I spent Β£70 yesterday on games!
Steam Sale by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.
Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

Mazen Saleh Sudais

A weird combination made by a couple of friends. Such name derived from one of their fellow classmates, after a hilarious few minutes that came up with the idea of adding two students' names together, thus concluding with this disgrace of a name.
Mazen Saleh Sudais likes chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate
Mazen Saleh Sudais by anonymous March 13, 2021

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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