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Salmon Snatch 

A woman whos pussy smells like tuna that has been left out in the sun for eight hours, or more. It occurs from the lack of hygene, and the fact that she has had at least five loads of jizz pumped in her daily, since sixth grade.
Kris MillSPAWN has the nastiest Salmon Snatch I have ever sniffed. 200 gallons of bleach and perfume could not get that to smell halfway decent. Has she ever though about cleaning it out every 3000 miles?? My god-what a nasty ho.
Salmon Snatch by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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Salmon Snatch 

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.
"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"
Salmon Snatch by Gravox June 11, 2006

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!
Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

Salmon Snatchers

Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.
"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"
Salmon Snatchers by FatClouds October 9, 2008

snatching salmon 

Picking up women in a social place/situation.
When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.
snatching salmon by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026