salmon helmet 

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

salmon helmet by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

salmon helmet 

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

salmon helmet by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006

salmon helmet 

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

salmon helmet by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008

Salmon helmet 

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

Salmon helmet by slsuby June 11, 2006

salmon helmet 

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

salmon helmet by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

Salmon Helmet 

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

Salmon Helmet by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019