Salden 

Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN

Salden by Viking Nipples October 18, 2012

Saleen S7

A 250 mph, midengine sportscar produced by Mustang tuner, Steven Saleen.

The Saleen S7 was featured in "Bruce Almighty".

Saleen S7 by Jeff Goven July 8, 2006

Saleen S7

Hi ho silver, away!

Bruce turned his old car into Saleen S7!

- Oh darn, all this horsepower and no room to gallop. Hi ho silver, away!

Saleen S7 by Suklaa September 15, 2018

Samden sherpa 

A guy who has the potential to take yo girl / guy ahaha. Literally the sexiest and funniest person in existence

be on the look out, samden sherpa is here

Samden sherpa by cockbuster22 June 14, 2022

Selden Middle School

The Gnarliest Middle School in the 631. Filled with kids who think they are god tier with everything. Thots left and right thinking that they are so beautiful wit their makeup. Relationships that get broken every 3 seconds. Annoying 6 graders thinking they are sick cuz they curse. More and more hood niggas comin in every day. Tell Arce that you like yoga.

Yo remember the shitty Selden Middle School

Selden Middle School by xXN00bSlayer360420Xx October 8, 2019

selden middle school

shout out to mr allen for being the worlds best teacher frfr. ms arce kinda sucks dick sum times ngl (especially when she yelling in Tv LaNd)ms altabrando do be litty. popular kids are not even interesting anymore and their all ugly tbh like ew tf?ms o’shea sucks dick too ig.

“ummm ayo...selden middle school sucks...i hate it here”

selden middle school by barbiegirlfuckyou January 1, 2021

Selden Middle School

selden middle school is the shittiest slob house i have ever seen this school sucks dick almost everyone cheats everyone smells bad like gabe perlman and madden tell ms dobert suck my dick and tell carmine he eats dick and i shoot his ass ong also that one nigga thats in 7th his name zachary maresca he sucks dick and he is weird another nigga and this other girl named emely sophia her middle name she suck dick ong her head go crazy she fucked her 19 year old step brother and shes a hoe anyways that one teacher Mr weaver eats dick mr miller is not funny he looks like mr incredible he should end something he has and he is ugly but a nigga i do like jaycob he chill but he be annoyin sometimes antonio pazary he chill he be splittin bread wit me so w ima list all the ws tyler barone anthony grippi gavin cleary dylan cleary valentino ms diaz kaiden smith dylan the short one myr james zachary

selden middle school means shit bag

Selden Middle School by Selden MIddle School January 9, 2024