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Moslty white town with many people that think they live in "the hood." Sniffing pills is a right of passage and you probably still wear South Pole. If you are 20-30 years old you still "rep" Selden even though it makes you a loser, but you do not care because you live in Selden.
25 year old from Selden- "Selden nigga we can take anyone derrrrrr"
Normal 25 year old - "Do you have Down Syndrome"?
Selden by U AlreadyKnow January 11, 2012
A feminine name for women of a certain culture. People who own this name are kind and sweet. They have a good sense of humor but do not know how to read the room. On their phone 24/7 and average grades. They procastinate a lot but somehow finish doing their work.
eg: selden looks kind but she's a real devil!!
Selden by spamoa February 7, 2022
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A town in central Suffolk County Long Island, NY. the population consists of about 21,861 people. selden is 4.7sq miles big. three schools are located within selden and they are Suffolk County Community College- Ammerman Campus, Newfield High School, and Middle Country Central School District
selden ny, is the greatest
Selden by Courtney Catastraphy October 12, 2008
...getting back to your roots and take pride in being from SELDEN.๐Ÿ”˜ Getting "all Selden up im yoir.ass" is a beating waiting to happen. ๐Ÿ”˜You ain't Selden - you have no idea what tour getting yourself into ๐Ÿ”˜ Its a Selden thing as only peeps feom Selden would know ๐Ÿ”˜Seldeneese - the language and use of certain words and phraaes that anyone not from.Seden wont recognize. ๐Ÿ”˜ Nobody, and i mean Nobody is gonna mess with Selden ๐Ÿ”˜A sense of heing home and safe.
Dont let me get allm"Selden"In this place.

Dude, u keep it up.and all of Selden is gonna want a piece of your ass!

Meet me up at Holiday Park, then go. to 7's and then shoot up to "The Den" Tellin me no?

I saiz. Leave go. Nah Nah Nah, . Do the right thing i saiz. Lets do some funnels.

Liaten bro get outta my park in my town.Get out of Selfen and dont even think.aboit comming back..

Im a true Wolverine and i bleed Aelden Ref
Selden by Tommie Moe January 15, 2021

Selden Middle School

The Gnarliest Middle School in the 631. Filled with kids who think they are god tier with everything. Thots left and right thinking that they are so beautiful wit their makeup. Relationships that get broken every 3 seconds. Annoying 6 graders thinking they are sick cuz they curse. More and more hood niggas comin in every day. Tell Arce that you like yoga.
Yo remember the shitty Selden Middle School

selden middle school

shout out to mr allen for being the worlds best teacher frfr. ms arce kinda sucks dick sum times ngl (especially when she yelling in Tv LaNd)ms altabrando do be litty. popular kids are not even interesting anymore and their all ugly tbh like ew tf?ms oโ€™shea sucks dick too ig.
โ€œummm ayo...selden middle school sucks...i hate it hereโ€

Selden Middle School

selden middle school is the shittiest slob house i have ever seen this school sucks dick almost everyone cheats everyone smells bad like gabe perlman and madden tell ms dobert suck my dick and tell carmine he eats dick and i shoot his ass ong also that one nigga thats in 7th his name zachary maresca he sucks dick and he is weird another nigga and this other girl named emely sophia her middle name she suck dick ong her head go crazy she fucked her 19 year old step brother and shes a hoe anyways that one teacher Mr weaver eats dick mr miller is not funny he looks like mr incredible he should end something he has and he is ugly but a nigga i do like jaycob he chill but he be annoyin sometimes antonio pazary he chill he be splittin bread wit me so w ima list all the ws tyler barone anthony grippi gavin cleary dylan cleary valentino ms diaz kaiden smith dylan the short one myr james zachary
selden middle school means shit bag
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B)
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