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The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix April 30, 2012
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