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Saint Joseph Regional High School

the only catholic high school where the freshmen get beat up by math teachers and they drink hot sauce and crush oreo's on people's birthdays. we also refer to each other by our last names.
i drank so much hot sauce during distallo's class, i had to stick my head out of the window at saint joseph regional high school.

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Saint Joseph regional high school

1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.

2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.

3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.

4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.

5. Br. Reidy's estate.
1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.

2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.

3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.

4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.

5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.

Saint Joseph Regional High School

A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"

" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"

"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026