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Saint Joseph Regional High School

the only catholic high school where the freshmen get beat up by math teachers and they drink hot sauce and crush oreo's on people's birthdays. we also refer to each other by our last names.
i drank so much hot sauce during distallo's class, i had to stick my head out of the window at saint joseph regional high school.

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Saint Joseph regional high school

1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.

2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.

3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.

4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.

5. Br. Reidy's estate.
1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.

2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.

3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.

4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.

5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.

Saint Joseph Regional High School

A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"

" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"

"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026