The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.
Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!
by thesaggyslapper99 December 11, 2009
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A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.
I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.
by nathooo January 8, 2018
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A term for someone's wrinkly ball sack when they grow peach fuzz.
I just trimmed by balls and now they look like saggy peaches
by IhasSaggyPeaches August 25, 2011
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The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.
Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...
by Michel S August 11, 2004
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strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).

also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick
1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)

2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs

3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....
by saggy_b00bs May 23, 2011
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A degree of lameness so far beyond being lame. You made the tit sag.
A: you want to go to a party later?
B: yeah, sure. call me when you're ready to come get me.
(2 hours later)
A: i'm gonna come get you now
B: i fell asleep and am not feeling well
A: you're really saggy titting it this time
by Caitlyn H May 26, 2008
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