sagged

It simply means slow and tired at the same time. It's the kind of feeling you get in the morning, when you can't quite think, and you're still waking up.

If someone tells you a joke that goes over your head, or you answer a simple question wrong, you're probably sagging or saggy. It's also from a side effect of caffeine.

Ace: See what I did there?
Me: Err...no?
Ace: *Points to punchline of joke*
Me: Ohhh ok. Sorry, I'm a bit sagged this morning.

Teacher: Johnny, answer this question: What's 2+2?
Me: Ummmm...er..I think...5?
Teacher: 4!
Me: Sorry ma'am, I'm saggy today.

by Oltavulpes January 20, 2016

Sagged

To be gross, ugly, fat, or unpleasant to look at or be around.

Example: That person is sagged!
Example: That birthday cake is sagged!

by SaggedWaffles3000 January 20, 2019

Sagged

Slumped. Dropped. Killed. Knocked out.

That nigga Wayne tried to fight me but I pulled that blammy out and sagged that nigga.

by DaPercul8r March 9, 2020

Sagged

A term used by superficial kooks and cock swogglers to describe an action. The meaning behind it can vary on the context behind it.

"Oh that trick was sagged"
or
"The food was so bad. That was so sagged

by SniffMedic July 24, 2023

sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.

A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!

by AG1k May 30, 2023

Saggerbombs

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.

Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!

by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009

Shagged

The same thing as fucked. But in the u.k they say shagged.

I shagged that girl i met at the club last night.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003