safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.

Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"

safety deposit box by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012

Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

Safety deposit box by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

safety deposit box

Slang term for the female genitalia.

"Girl I wanna put all my sperm, in your safety deposit box..."

safety deposit box by Fernando Fernandez April 26, 2006

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

Safety Deposit Box by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011

Safety-deposit box 

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

Safety-deposit box by Fernando September 16, 2004