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Safety scissoring 

The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.
Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye

Safety Scissoring 

Also known as inverted docking is the act of a big man putting his anus inside of a smaller man's anus. Not for pleasure, just to be an inconvenience to everyone else.
Guy 1: The phone keeps ringing where is Jorge and Marc?

Guy 2:They're probably somewhere safety Scissoring again.

Guy 1: They're always reverse docking when we need them.
Safety Scissoring by JustCarl November 10, 2020

Safety Scissoring 

Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date

Safety Scissoring

Safety Scissoring is the act of scissoring with clothes on.

Scissoring, also known as tribadism or tribbing, is a sexual practice involving vulva-to-vulva contact with a thin layer of clothing for pleasure, often in a position where partners intertwine legs like scissors, though it encompasses various positions for clitoral stimulation. It's a form of frottage (rubbing) and while common in lesbian relationships, anyone can do it, focusing on vulval contact with a thin barrier of clothing for orgasm through friction, not penetration, and can happen in many body positions.
i love safety scissoring as it lowers the risk of AN sti

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026