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The proper definition is "Suck a Fuckin' Dick"
Gordon was working on a car and he spilled transmission fluid all over his clean white t-shirt and he yelled out: "SAFD"
SAFD by Andy July 22, 2003
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Stoned As Fuck Driver... as opposed to a DD (designated driver)
1:"hey do you mind driving tonight?"
2: "As long as you are ok with me being the SAFD"
1: "ya.. for sure, ill even smoke you out.. just glad someone is driving"
2: "ya no problem"
SAFD by mary jane 420420420 November 14, 2010
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Suck a fat dick -
thats too bad, tough luck, theres no way, there is no way I'm going to do what you want, get lost, go away, get fucked,
I have to work over time? SAFD!
I have to deal with that troll? SAFD!
Man look at my schedule today! SAFD!
You want to swap this for that? no way SAFD!
The 76'ers lost again??! SAFD!

SAFD by cheif July 11, 2003
The San Antonio Fire Department, or random banging on the keyboard. Often claimed to mean "Suck a fat dick" after the fact.
J: kjl safd
C: What does that mean?
J: Suck a fat dick.
SAFD by The Lord YHWH April 19, 2008
Being soft and sad at the same time, like you love someone so you're feeling soft and uwu for them but you're sad cus they don't love you back or something
I'm safd rn cus I love day6 so much but I'm never gonna meet them irl
Safd by Loluwu August 18, 2018
Short version of saying:

“Suck A Fat Dick” or “Suck A Fuckin’ Dick”
Person 1: Damn you ugly af, no wonder you ain’t got a girl

Person 2: Fuck u, SAFD stupid bitch
SAFD by offline 📶 May 20, 2021
Safdhar is a muslim name and it is a Persian originated name .Safdhar means piercing lines , fighter.
Moreover safdhar means a warrior
He doesn’t give up anything without a fight .He is a safdhar .
safdhar by Browneyes👀💕 January 11, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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