Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

Saddle Crack by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

Saddlecrack 

a nickname given to a school located in Santa Ana, CA called Saddleback. Saddlecrack is used to show a rather poignant dislike for the school mainly because they do not exceed particularly well in sports or academics.

Man, we're playing Saddlecrack tomorrow.

Saddlecrack by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009