Sad Dick
When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
Sad Dick by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
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Sad dick
Sad dick by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
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Sad dick • dick sad • säd • sad nigga hours • sad boi hours • sad boy • sad clown • sad panda • Sad Boi • sad face
Sad Dick
Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!
Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.
My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.
My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?
Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness
Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness
Sad Dick by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020
dick sad
a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
dick sad by aceofyoloswag April 1, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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