Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019

Steven Sadness

The male version of a Debbie Downer

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now

by wherethepuckisthefuck August 07, 2024