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Sacred Heart of Jesus School

Sacred Heart, the school the size of an atom located in Lancaster PA where girls wear either ridiculous plaid jumpers or kilts and our guys look so bad it's disgusting. At Sacred Heart, you will find your favorite websites such as coolmathgames have been blocked Mhm.They don't block Twitter,YouTube or Reddit but they block coolmathgames.Already a red flag.You have no clothing freedom to make a statement. They have uniforms and you are not allowed to wear extensions,makeup,fake nails,rings,etc. Probably the only good thing about our school is every grade (K-8) all get recess. But of course, unless you owe a teacher something you have to go for recess and can't leave. We also have a lunch period in our molecule cafeteria. Our lunches are so bad you could probably get food poisoning from it. The lunch lady is strict as hell and if you even breathe, bam detention. At Sacred Heart, we have no changing lockers. If you have a gym class for 30 minutes, so be it. You're wearing the same gym clothing the entire day. Have fun smelling like shit for a whole 7 hours. We have a "bully-go-bye-bye" reporting system on the crap app STOPit but of course it barely even works, making it possible for a kid to be beaten up by a kid 3 years younger than them. We have to go to Masses on Fridays and have a tone-deaf priest lead the Mass.. So, yeah. Don't come to Sacred Heart. It sucks. (And if someone who goes there/has gone there is reading this, hey man how you doing?)
Don't go to Sacred Heart of Jesus School, it's actual shit.

Person A: Hey man, why don't you like to go to school?
Person B: Because it's Sacred Heart of Jesus School.
Person A: Oh.
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sacred heart of jesus high school 

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Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now
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