sweaters

1. Another name for weed
2. Another name for anything smokeable

1. Whats the quality of the fabric? It's the finest!
2. Hey, I'm going to sterling later, want me to pick up some sweaters for later tonight?

by alex913 November 11, 2005

Sweaters

Derived from a line in Lil Wayne's "Live From the 504", in which Wayne states, "have a sweater wit dat, and jus chillllll." It is used in place of words/phrases such as bullshit, you're good on dat, never dat etc.

Maxwell: "The Carolina Panthers might be decent next year..."

Me: "You are fucking sweaters on that Maxwell."

by Birddog Dan May 14, 2011

sweaters

film on your teeth generally after a good nights sleep or from extended period of time without brushing

i really need to brush my teeth, i can feel the sweaters

by roonz January 28, 2005

Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.

Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through

by whitestrat October 23, 2011

sweaters

a group of really dumb women. - as in, they are as dumb as sweaters. not to be confused with the verb form of actual sweating. can be used in singular form also.

I didn't think there would be so many sweaters at this party.

or

That Donna chick is such a frickin' sweater.

by kate October 1, 2002

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016