swagness

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18

teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness

by anonymous November 24, 2020

swagness

A word used by a narcissistic male to describe how he thinks he will look in his new "wavey garms"

"Ah man, I'm gonna look swagness in that"

by Cat9818 August 6, 2017

Swagless

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless

Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless

by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Swagless Wonder

A black man with no swag.

That dude Chad is a Swagless Wonder.

by rudasaurus July 7, 2011

Swagless

Swagless: The Act Of Having No Swag, People who are not cool have zero Swag and therefore are swagless. All Martha's are swagless, even having zero hidden swag

Yung Flexx: WOW THAT MARTHA IS SWAGLESS!

Yung SHROOMZ: I KNOW ZERO SWAG EVEN NO HIDDEN SWAG

by YUNG FLEXX July 11, 2017

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

svagness

A Russian word that describes something or someone with an enormous amount of swag or sweg.

Person 1: Check out my new iPhone 275!
Person2: Svagness!!!
Sweg Sweg Bae bæ Elysium Aleysia Noah Lewk Luke Dean

by NoahJSweg March 5, 2015