Surprise batch 

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

Surprise batch by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

Bachelor Surprise 

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

Bachelor Surprise by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

surprisebxtch 

The coolest Emma Robert Stan page ever. Aslo known for being the coolest AHS Stan page

“Hey did you see the new edit of Emma roberts on surprisebxtch?”

“Yeah! That account makes the best edits”

surprisebxtch by hollywoodgirlasf April 8, 2021