Stew Beef

Also known as J-Stew, Stew Beef is Tracy Morgan's nickname for Jon Stewart, given to him on April 15, 2010.

Tracy: STEW BEEF!!!

by Giovanni Mann April 19, 2010

Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle June 13, 2007

Beef stew

Rhyming slang for fart with poo.

Smells like someone made beef stew.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

beef stew

To flatulate (fart) in someone's face, usually after kicking their ass.

after I laid the smackdown on Richie's candy ass, my boys held him down and I gave him a beef stew he'll never forget.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

beef stew

The act of pinning down another person, usually someone of lesser coolness, and farting in their mouth. Was seen in the movie 'Benchwarmers', when the jock gave one of the nerds a beef stew.

Jock: "I'm gonna give this nerd a beef stew!"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"

by skitzor June 17, 2006

beef stew

A huuuuge fart, in someones face. most likely wet.

I remember getting beef stew when i was younger.

by Jade. April 25, 2008

The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 12, 2011