Standoff

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noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.

"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."

Standoff by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009

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standoff

Noun.

When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.

Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"

Joe: "They usually have a standoff."

standoff by kewlrawr September 3, 2012

standoff

a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people

FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!

standoff by Shazzy Mack December 18, 2008

Standoff 2

Just don't play this. Run away.

Why do you play Standoff 2.

Standoff 2 by anonymous May 29, 2021

Standoff 2

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.

RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?

Standoff 2 by Zovio July 8, 2020

standoff 2

A FPS title on mobile that is similar to csgo(counter strike) in many ways

i play standoff 2

standoff 2 by appleketchupee April 22, 2019

Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026