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standoff
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Noun.
When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the
next
button
and see who can
go
longer.
Bill
: "Dude what happens when a
guy
is
beating off
and gets a dick?"
Joe: "They usually have a standoff."
standoff
by
kewlrawr
September 3, 2012
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