splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 12, 2004

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Splart

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 27, 2015

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When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 28, 2015

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~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

by Crop Dusting June 22, 2014

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The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket January 01, 2010

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A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 09, 2012

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When your pet farts and sploots at the same time.

by fiddlebumper April 22, 2020

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