Slang for a person who (which might extend to most of humanity at this point in one form or another) is "addicted" to being in Cyberspace. Those of us who cannot fathom more than a 48 hour period without logging into a social networking App like Face Book, Google+ and/or visiting random Forums in the tradition of old Bulletin Board Systems/BBS; in which we are all interconnected to friends, associates, and commerce at a moments notice, projecting from Cyberdeck, desktop computers, or smart phones. This could also extend to those who are addicted to online shopping, and those who cannot live without looking at porn at a moments notice.

Grandfather Time: "I don't understand you and your generation at all. Why the need to be online seemingly everywhere?"

Punk Kid: "We're Space Junkie's. We live offline, but we congregate and network for offline activities in Cyberspace."

Space Junkie by Mercenary X99 November 19, 2011

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Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.

With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.

Space Junk by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

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Space junk

Redundant IT equipment that litters your life or office

I can’t fuckin move in here for all this fuckin Space Junk!

Space junk by SupportMonkey007 February 22, 2011

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Space Junk

Male private parts... in space.

"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."

Space Junk by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021

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