snots

A snot is a single measure of currency that can be used universally as a replacement for pounds, dollars, euros, etc.

Jordan: "How much for Haribo and four cans?"
Shopkeeper: "Thats 5 snots mate"

by bilal123 January 22, 2015

snots plox

to poliety ask someone to rub your nots on your back.

"babe can you snots plox?"
or "SNOTS PLOX!!!!"

by shelby and peter lopez January 29, 2009

Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

guinea pig shots

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

bussy snot

The creamy wet left over fluid sometimes yellow or brown in color on a man's taint or anus after a nice shit.

Mike-Ya'll see that picture of Jeff's slit.
DJ-Yeah bro, he had a good bit of bussy snot on that thing

Domonic-vomits

Did someone just beef?
Yeah Jeff's a walking septic tank, gotta have some bussy snot down there.

by shaftyMcnasty April 16, 2021

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

Shots Fiyerd

The best story ever created, by Lost Pause

"Hey, did you read Shots Fiyerd yet?"
"Yeah, and it was butiful

by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016