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Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.
a snake person or a snail person. snerson.
Ronaldo: Wakey wakey, Mr. Snakey... *uses flash light to dilate pupils* Wave forms seem typical for a twelfth dimensional being of this size. *lifts the fake arm using his flashlight* Arms appear to be, vestigial.

Peedee: *holding camcorder* U-uh, Ronaldo? Is that, uh, one of the monster people you've been hunting?

Ronaldo: No no, not “monster” Peedee, snerson. It’s very scientific! But still, better safe than sorry. *offers him a potato*
snerson by p.c.neat August 13, 2016

Sneersnork 

a snorkel used by itself or in conjunction with a funnel to consume an alcoholic beverage very quickly. Similar to a beer bong.
Who wants to do a sneersnork?
Sneersnork by mikegtown February 22, 2009

sulersnayl 

Simple definition: Same meaning as sleeping, just more complicated.
Complex definition: The most superior term of telling lesser beings you going to rest and that they should not disturb you.
Person 1: ' Hey I'm gonna go sulersnayl, I'm really tired. ‘
Person 2: ‘ What the fuck did you just say..? ‘
sulersnayl by Chaotic beings March 15, 2022

Salers syndrome 

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.
"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."
The little drop of water that occasionally splashes back into your butt hole while pooping.
"I got splershed good on that deuce."
"I wish I had a splersh guard on my toilet..."
Splersh by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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