SMIMJ
An acronym for "sorry mate, it's my job!" The reply given when moaned at for doing ones job to the letter.
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slimjuan by Haxor Maximus April 21, 2018
Smimey
To show comedic and/or demeaning anger at a sneaky, sly or dirty person. Can also be used as a compliment in certain situations.
Slimjohn
Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.
Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.
James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn
Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020
Smiminal
A smooth criminal.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
This is as ascended as a fella can get.
He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat.
When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future.
His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti.
This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
-You ever wish you could go back in time and say that thing you thought of just now, but when it was relevant?
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
-All the time, man. If I could think that fast I'd be the smoothest smiminal on the block.
Smiminal by God is dead and we killed him May 8, 2019
SimJongUn
The even more evil twin brother of Kim Jong-un. He is the real leader of North Korea and probably of the whole world. Some people say that he is Satan himself. He is also responsible for 9/11 and both World Wars, had probably the coolest Anime fight ever against the real Allah and created Donald Trump, so that he had something to laugh about.
SimJongUn by Aquariumspieler February 3, 2021